Monday, January 3, 2011

Why I Don't Work on Family

"One 'ungh' means 'hurts'. Two 'unghs' means 'hurts more'. I would have thought you'd have picked this up from your other clients by now."

"Where'd you get your license, a cracker-jack box?"

"I'm only saying what your other clients are afraid to say."

Suffer, buddy. Your file is CLOSED!

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