Monday, March 24, 2014

Confessions of a massage therapist:

I have a client, a lovely lady. I have more than one client but I'm talking about this one today.

She has this GREAT BIG HUGE ENORMOUS ANCIENT BLACKHEAD on her back. Every time I see it I'm driven almost frantic by the desire to extirpate it, by force or by instrument, whatever it takes. I fear that someday I'll lose all self-control and grab it by the throat and squeeze.

It's been hours since she left and I'm still fraught.


clairesgarden said...

show her this and offer to queeze ti for her before it gets too bad!!

Madcap said...

Actually, at one appointment I did mention it, but she isn't bothered by these things like I am. I never could leave a bump alone!